Gui-boob? Planet-zero?

[Christopher C. Northrop]

>>I am Comptia A+, Network+ and almost CCNA

Ohh, That explains it all..
Lets see here:
A+ = Basic PC Hardware? Intel?
Network+ = so called server hardware ? Intel?
CCNA = Just one test and you haven't finished it yet?

Dude, you are so out classed. Let me explained something to you Tadpole.
When someone sends you information, regardless if its useful or not, you are
suppose to graciously say thank you.

Especially when you are just an ignorant Pup. Iptables is not a very hard
concept, so do not bad mouth other people for your incompetence.

Sorry to say but I believe "Microslop-Brain-adjustments" are not reversible.
Your destined to be an ignorant Gui-boob forever..

>> I am trying to learn IPTABLE
>> syntax and configuring well
>> enough to write some docs

Please don't risk contaminating anyone else.

Jim, please keep contributing to this list..

Sincerely Grateful for any help
Chris N.

PS.
 I recommend not getting into a pissing match with me until you grow a
little fuzz around those peanuts..

-----Original Message-----
From: netfilter-admin@lists.samba.org
[mailto:netfilter-admin@lists.samba.org]On Behalf Of Planet X
Sent: Wednesday, December 26, 2001 1:20 AM
To: Jim Fleming
Cc: netfilter@lists.samba.org
Subject: Re: QUESTION (Probably to Walter) RE: Jimmy F


Ok, Jimmy. Let me splain somethin to youz (Ala Ricky Recardo).

As simple as I can put it. I am working on IPTABLEs crap here.
Its concerning my 4 PC LAN at home. I am trying to learn IPTABLE
syntax and configuring well enough to write some docs...With
all of that in mind, I could not give a flying _____ about IPv4,5,6,7
8 or 16. Not even a little bit. I am Comptia A+, Network+ and
almost CCNA....I already know about IPv4 and TCP/UDP headers.
I know about ports, protocols, firewalls, IOS, kernels and the
great stiped Chessor cat (except how to spell it).....

THEREFORE, could you please find a differant mailinglist group to
pimp your IPv8/16 to please?

NETFILTER....NETFILTER. SAY IT WITH ME. NETFILTER
and IPTABLES. IPTABLES. Its easy, go on! Say it!

Ok, this was partly some humor to make Christmas a little more
fun, a little more silly but also partly to get Jimmy off my back and on
to the problems at hand. *ahem* *nudge* Right, Jim?

Thanks!

Joel

----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Fleming" <jfleming@anet.com>
To: "Planet X" <planetxx@richnet.net>
Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 07:17 PM
Subject: Re: QUESTION (Probably to Walter)


> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Planet X" <planetxx@richnet.net>
> >
> > Maybe create a new chain to alternate PPP interfaces back and forth.
> >
>
> RIFRAF does 50/50 traffic marking...
>
> http://www.dot-biz.com/INFO/IPv4/Tutorial/index.html
> http://www.dot-biz.com/INFO/IPv4/Tutorial/RIFRAFBSD4.4.txt
>
>
> Jim Fleming
> http://www.IPv8.info
> IPv16....One Better !!
>
>